Malachite (Mal-uh-kite) n. A light to dark green
thefrogman:

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mostlycatsmostly:

(via jonnykim)

jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

marmellatadipesce:

barrel—rider:

Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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12345drizzy:

Maybe the greatest gif i have ever come across!

12345drizzy:

Maybe the greatest gif i have ever come across!

lady-turiansexual:

Tagged by Apollooo

TEN FACTS

► Name ➔ Mala or Sai
► Birth place ➔ Nah
► Hair color ➔ Black
► Age ➔ Old
► Eye Color ➔ Brown
► Birthday ➔ Muh
► Gender ➔ Ehh
► Lefty or Righty ➔ Right

► Single or taken? ➔ Single
► Happy? ➔ Yesh c:

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

► Are you in love ➔ No
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ No
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ I did
► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ Not really? I don’t think my relationships ever got far enough to really be considered anything.
► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ Unless I feel certain about whatever it is, no
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ Yes
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ They must have been extra secretive
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ Absolutely. I’m now operating as a zombie.
► Do you usually spend Valentine’s Day alone? ➔ Yes c:
► Short or long-term relationships? ➔ Meh

TEN CHOICES

► Love or lust ➔ Love
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Mmm, both are delicious
► Cats or Dogs ➔ I love both
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ A few best friends
► Television or internet ➔ I enjoy both
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ Bleh
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ I can see the appeal in either every once in a while.
► Day or night ➔ Depends, though nights are a bit more relaxing
► Text or Call ➔ Depends
► Make-up or au naturel? ➔ Generally don’t wear make up but I can understand the appeal.

TEN HAVE YOU EVER

► Been caught sneaking out? ➔ Herp, when I was a kid
► Fallen down/up the stairs? ➔ Both, hells yeah
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Yes
► Prank called a store? ➔ No
► Skipped school? ➔ ………………………. no. :c (I mentally can’t unless I have a truly legit reason, uuuggghhh)
► Wanted to disappear? ➔ Ocassionally
► Spent all your money? ➔ Couple times when I was younger. I’m a bit more concious now, thankfully.
► Met a celebrity? ➔ This summer actually! They were both so sweet and patient.
► Been really ill? ➔ Ugh, food posioning is the worst
► Gotten high? ➔ Nah

TEN PREFERENCES
► Smile or eyes ➔ Both are nice
► Light or dark hair ➔ Both are also nice
► Shorter or taller ➔ Prefer taller but I don’t mind short
► Intelligence or attraction ➔ Intelligence
► Hook-up or relationship ➔ Relationship
► Funny and poor or rich and serious ➔ Eh
► Mac or PC? ➔ PC, I get so frustrated with macs
► Chapstick or lipstick? ➔ Bllarghji, my lips are dry as hell
► City or country? ➔ Both are interesting

► Driving or walking? ➔ Ugh
► Last phone call? ➔ My buddy
► Last song you listened to? ➔ A song from the OFF soundtrack. c:
► Last thing you ate? ➔ odijfoij, a mixture of stuff.
► Last thing you drank? ➔ Water
► Last place you were? ➔ Work
► Last kiss? ➔ hahaha
► Last picture taken? ➔ A couple days ago when I got a haircut! \o/

► Last outfit? ➔ Uniform for work
► Last purchase? ➔ Fee for driver’s license renewal

Anyone who wants to do this, feel free. :D

cptstvrgrs:

avengers au where clint’s got his hearing aids but he turns them off when hes bored so that he can try to decipher what everyones saying
and no one knows he does it but they think its weird when he misses huge gaps of a story or throws in an oddly specific detail that never happened or gets a name really wrong on an official report
tony and nat try to piece together whats happening through increasingly convoluted ways that may result in more than a few injuries
steves convinced its just something left over from when loki was in his head and he keeps trying to get sam to talk to him about it
bruce starts trying to develop a new hearing aid that’ll register the sound better (clint accepts them and then proceeds to continue turning those ones off too)
and then one day thor’s telling a story about loki’s embarrassing childhood and he just offhandedly says ‘tell barton to turn his ears on, he will like the next part’ and the room just goes quiet as they realize theres absolutely nothing wrong with clint hes just been being a shit the entire time